wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number?
I think my fiancée is falling out of love with me and doesn’t want to admit it.
I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.